When you meet a sketchy girl on tinder and meet up with her and she proceeds to grind on you leaving streaks of shit on you
by Liblabber November 3, 2018
Get the Ron John Brownmug. May 18th National fuck John day. It’s a day where you find the nearest and dearest John to you and have intimate passionate sex with him
by Ilikelatinas69 May 18, 2025
Get the Fuck John Daymug. A John is a person who is very annoying and a person who always complains about something to someone. He is also very gay and always steals the chances you or your friend get.
Perhaps there is a John in your class who is the like this you can use it as
You: Dude that guys a JOHN!
Your Friend: Yeah Dude!
You: Dude that guys a JOHN!
Your Friend: Yeah Dude!
by Cryptic7509 November 15, 2022
Get the Johnmug. by Jean Porque June 5, 2025
Get the John Glen Bonura IImug. The act of bending the tip of your thumb while keeping the middle straight and pushing up behind your balls to get the leftover pee out.
How the hell do you stop getting those droplets of pee after you zip up?
You ever hear of The Saint John grasp?
You ever hear of The Saint John grasp?
by Green Seagull July 10, 2021
Get the Saint John Graspmug. a guy that's poor but has great morals and makes money by farming (by use of child labor) and selling drugs
by quaner January 4, 2022
Get the john farmermug. The kid but not really.
by runningman124 October 14, 2011
Get the John Lesliemug.