Melted John

Someone who is extremely intoxicated (a Glaswegian slang term)

Oaft I’m absolutely melted John

by danie7smith March 6, 2025

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John-Paul

A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.

A John-Paul goes by many names: "The Crawling Chaos," "God of a Thousand Forms," "Stalker Among the Stars," "Black Pharaoh," "Faceless God," and "Messenger of the Outer Gods" among others. His motives are unclear - though he is clearly an agent of chaos.

Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.

Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.

by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021

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John

Oof plays a lot of football

Wow John is on the field.

by My ass is huge no homo June 13, 2020

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On John

On a man named John, Or more specifically John Oliver.

"I really like men with aids."

"On John Bro"

by MothersMilk69 June 19, 2022

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John and Gabby

The couple known for giving handjobs and playing with anal beads. John is known for his squeaky voice and round ass head and Gabby is known for her god awful stench. If you see them walk the other way.

I think that’s John and Gabby let’s walk the other way.

by KevinKeven2011 October 6, 2025

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John

John is one of the categories in the John Chart™.
John represents people who are friendly, hardworking, approachable and humorous.
If you ever see someone who could be categorized as a John approach them, get to know them and befriend them,
they will always be there in your darkest moments

Person 1: James is such a nice guy, and he's so funny too!
Person 2: Yes! He's such a John.

by PixelManGaming January 22, 2023

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