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Youtube Journey

To click from link to link on Youtube, and going on a journey of increasing randomness and declining taste, leaving you in a very wrong place indeed in under 6 clicks.
I went on a YouTube Journey. I was looking at the new Ford and 3 clicks later I'm watching a man disembowling some animal.
by Jimaxyn April 5, 2012
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youtube hoe

when youtubers mostly female youtubers responds to a video in a flirting matter
VIDEO: How to be Gangster

hoeish12345: hey your hot and i think your cute

VIDEO: kevjumba

slutter3000: hey i think your cute i wanna do you

user reading comment: mann wat a youtube hoe
by theword27 July 2, 2009
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Youtube Gold

An event, action, etc. that if recorded and posted on youtube, would spark mass viewing and numerous hits.
Guy 1: Dude did you just see Mike eat shit off those stairs!

Guy 2: Yeah man that was youtube gold!
by xxrunner90 May 2, 2009
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youtube battle

Epic battle between foes to out-do each other with irritating and annoying youtube clips. Usually played via PM / IM in a tit-for-tat fashion accompanied by gratuitous smacktalk.
Excerpt of a youtube battle;
dood 1: "i counter ur Rick Astley with Abba!"
dood 2: "AIIIIIEEEE!!1"
dood 1: "I WIN TEH JEWTOOB BATTLE!11! lolpwnz0rd"
by eltopo January 15, 2008
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youtube ninja

The individual who consistently introduces the freshest, most interesting youtube clips.
Theo: Yo, check this video out.
Germaine: Are you serious? The guy next door is one of those youtube ninjas. He showed me this clip two months ago.
by William Forrester II February 10, 2009
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King Of Youtube

Pewdiepie enough said. Even when T Gay surpasses him, he shall forever remain King.
P1: Yo bro, who's the king of youtube now?
P2: Idiot. It's Pewdiepie and it'll always be
P1: But I heard T Series surpassed him
P2: You mean T Gay?
by Tanka007 April 13, 2019
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Youtube Comments

Welcome to one of the most hideous places on the internet. People here on youtube comments have iq of room temperature. Here you'll find all sorts of people, some of them are:

1) The troll: A classic, will start flame war in replies either by stating unpopular opinions or straight up offensive shit.

2) The hungry for likes: Always comments overused shit like "wHoS wAtChInG iN 2021?!"

3) The spammer: Owns 100 different alt accounts. Keeps on copypasting links of his shitty video in replies of comments.

4) The "commenter": "Youtubers" with about 100k subs and 2k views on their videos. Try to abuse their verified checkmark by stealing comments and getting likes with goal of trying to revive their dead ass channel.

5) The bots: Will have profile pictures of thots and will spam random ass words with intention of attracting 12 year old horny kids and tricking them into clicking scam links.

If you're feeling like you have too many brain cells, head over to youtube comments to instantly lose them. Filled with idiots to the brim and bunch of people exploiting them. Still better than twitter.
The year is 2126
Guy 1: I miss the early days of internet.
Guy 2: *Shows a picture of youtube comments from that time*
Guy 1: Thanks, I no more miss it.
by Peepeepoopoo from urbdic November 5, 2021
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