You

are a retard.

That's what you are for searching this.

by Kershute June 27, 2020

You

the thing that your parents made, basically a failure.

mom: you were an accident bob!!!! we left the condom at home!
Bob: :(

by kawaii-bitxh January 31, 2018

you are what you eat

A great comeback to use when someone calls you a pussy.

Guy 1: "You won't jack that car?! You're a pussy."

Guy 2: "Well, you are what you eat."

by I don't know...you tell me! June 28, 2006

Miss you miss you

When you miss someone in a different way, but not as a friend. More than a friend .

“I miss you miss you James”

by Gonzo.julia July 15, 2019

you poke it you own it

A reference to a Budweiser commercial where an overloaded table server sticks a free finger in a bottle of Budweiser in order to serve one more item.

Its now some type of "Man Law"

Bob: Hey Bryan, are you gonna eat that ::sticks his finger in Bryan's food::

Bryan: You poke it you own it.

by mistahtom May 23, 2006

If you know you go

The best spots are that way because they are little-known gems.

The term is shorthand for “if you don’t know about insert amazing place to surf/skate/mountain bike/climb/board/fish then I am not going to be the one to tell you.”

dude 1: "... hey bro where'd you surf today?"
dude 2: "Old faithfuls. It was firing - sick barrels, hardly anyone out"
dude 1: "Oh noice. Where the heck is that place? Someone else was sayin' it was going off the other day"
dude 2: "If you know you go..."

by All Your Surf July 15, 2019

you drink it you buy it

when a person says i got you a drink or shots but soon as you drink the drink the person who got them dont pay.

jake got everyone a round of shots. but then refuse to pay due to if you drink it you buy it

by cheapboys January 27, 2017