Weaponized Incompetence

When someone does a simple task requested of them badly on purpose so they seem too incompetent to do said task, thus ensuring nothing is ever asked of them again.

Jill: "Will you do *insert simple task here*?"
Jack: "Ugh, I guess." *Does it wrong so she feels that she can't trust him to do it right*
Jill: *Sees the horrible job jack did* "Oh.. I guess I should just do it myself next time.."
Jack: "Great! Weaponized incompetence works!"
Jill: "... What..?"

by ExplodingStrawberries November 8, 2024

Academic Weapon

That one essay based student with a traumatic villain origin story that is either really straight or really fruity, probably the latter because the best ones tend to study English. They usually have a bunch of younger siblings and/or cousins they have to look after and explain stuff to, but they somehow still get killer grades and a shoutout in every assembly for giving off teacher vibes.

Eleni in my English class is an academic weapon.

Wait, nobody mentioned the academic weapon in assembly...did something happen?

by Little Nigel November 21, 2024

This is not an experiment to prove what weaponized schizophrenia does

Give me a break. Anyone stupid enough to buy into that as an explanation needs to be murdered immediately.

Hym "This is not an experiment to prove what weaponized schizophrenia does. This is just another false pretense you're using to both participate in it and perpetuate it. And even if it was, if you're not including the 16 year old school shooter who randomly developed a rare form of schizophrenia 5 years before schizophrenia generally develops... Then you're omitting data so you can manufacture the outcome you want. Which is, in explicit terms, 'I get everything stolen from me and fail to stop people from harassing me I perpetuity and then I work a job I hate until I die while you act like a smug asshole because you think you deserve to have a better life than me or that I should have to do the things you do.' So, yes. You doing this and your kids doing it is getting them shot. I'm definitely glad it's happening now. And I hope you DON'T believe me, keep getting your own kids killed, and then tell yourself whatever it is you tell yourself as other people's kids die. It's what you want ME to do AND you think we should have to do the same things. So there! We're doing it! You're getting what you want!"

by Hym Iam July 20, 2025

Weaponized Stepmom

Primary Definition:
A stepmother who is vilified, mischaracterized, or used as a scapegoat in high-conflict custody disputes typically by a biological parent or legal system unwilling to confront its own biases. Often blamed not for her actions, but for her presence, her boundaries, or her refusal to enable dysfunction.

Secondary Definition:
Weaponized Stepmom™ (Christina Short): A public advocate and reform strategist exposing corruption, bias, and narrative manipulation in family court. Founder of the Weaponized Stepmom platform, Christina educates families, challenges custody misinformation, and fights for evidence-based policy using research, lived experience, and unapologetic truth.

The system has made a Weaponized Stepmom out of me for showing up and not playing into the game.

by Weaponized Stepmom July 23, 2025

Weaponized Stepmom

Primary Definition:
A stepmother who is vilified, mischaracterized, or used as a scapegoat in high-conflict custody disputes typically by a biological parent or legal system unwilling to confront its own biases. Often blamed not for her actions, but for her presence, her boundaries, or her refusal to enable dysfunction.

Secondary Definition:
Weaponized Stepmom™ (Christina Short): A public advocate and reform strategist exposing corruption, bias, and narrative manipulation in family court. Founder of the Weaponized Stepmom platform, Christina educates families, challenges custody misinformation, and fights for evidence-based policy using research, lived experience, and unapologetic truth.

The system has made a Weaponized Stepmom out of me for showing up and not playing into the game.

by Weaponized Stepmom July 23, 2025

Weapon ball battles

A series of balls fighting with weapons

Weapon ball battles is peak.

by niki123567890 July 24, 2025

We're not mutually weaponizing things

Yeah, I'm not weaponizing things. This is your hyperfixation on the nomenclature I'm using to avoid having to address the substance of what I'm saying.

Hym "We're not mutually weaponizing things so, here, let's make this as simple as possible. When Ben and the fat blonde are doing a skit on their way out the door, are they making unwanted remarks about my personal life in the workplace? Yes. When Randall James Bowker say 'it IS too small' is that a reference to 15 years ago when he said they same thing at a Wendy's? Yes. Is that what the state would call 'harassment?' Yes. Am I being single out for that? Yes. Does that resemble the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? Yes. Was that happening at the group home as well? Yes. Is it happening to other people? Likely. Looks like it from afar. Hard to tell. But people are clearly being evasive about it. Did they murder children, kill themselves or other, and or get misdiagnosed as a result? Is YES that is called 'me being right!' Good job me. Totally called it. And now, we have to sit here while an incest cult zealot tries to prove me wrong about everything else because she mangled an investigation she was too stupid to be involved in to deal with her grief about the fact that ME being right and her not confirming that was directly responsible for all of those things happening. Do you expect me to do it myself? Because I'm not going to. You just do the thing I said."

by Hym Iam December 17, 2025