saftey wank

Having a Wank before having sex with an individual in order to prevent premature ejaculation.

Josh: Hey man I just had sex with Ashley!
Brad: Yea, but don't you have a severe case of premature ejaculation?
Josh: Yea, but I had a saftey wank just minutes before!

by Robustwater June 30, 2015

Wank Shame

The feeling which comes as a result of mastebating in a way that, at the time seemed like an awesome idea.

After quietly rubbing one out in his mothers room as she slept, Dave was overcome with Crippling wank shame.

by C-Toppa April 20, 2014

wank session

An act in which a man "tenderizes his meat" or "Jackin' the beanstalk" or to "spank the frank" or "holdin the sausage hostage.

Hey Frank, did you hear Willies wank session last night?

by Willie the wank sesh September 21, 2017

Wank Wad

A word to describe somebody who has the personality or the appearance of a sperm infested tissue, these tissues are commonly found by unexpecting parents.

Wow, he's such a wank wad.

by sergeantsmithy May 4, 2020

acapella wank

To masturbate without pornographic stimulation.

Tom was too hungover to get out of bed to the laptop, so he had an acapella wank using his imagination.

by tomzorz November 2, 2010

wank bankrupt

Finding out your wank bank is empty or any pictures used for wank material are gone/deleted

Hernandez: I deleted all my nudes
Olivia: What your wank bankrupt!

by Happy octopus December 18, 2013

hammer wank

when there's not full access to a penis and so a full grip of the hand cannot be obtained such as in the cinema when your dicks inevitably through the bottom of the popcorn box, so the index and middle finger become like the claw of a hammer and the penis being like the nail that's being pulled giving a better grip

Was sittin in mass and Jess gave me such a hammer wank

by Mattc96 February 25, 2015