Morning Wake Up

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.

Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”

Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"

by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021

Wake and slate

When you wake up and get blackout drunk and go to work

Hey wanna wake and slate

by Wu.(ake) en(duh) (sul)-(ate) April 3, 2017

Wake the Snorlax

The act of cumming in a girl’s mouth mid-snore to make it go down her throat and wake her up.

Dude, my girl stayed over at my house last night, you know I had to wake the snorlax!

by Jicksunk July 2, 2022

I don't wake up in the morning for

A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.

Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!

Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.

by FrenchOnion February 4, 2024

Olympian's Wake

Idiots

Olympian's Wake Member: i shat my self

by eznooblol January 12, 2022

joe Wake upp

when you steal from you're local supermarket and then flush you're shit down the toliet

i just did a joe wake upp

by poggo walk May 25, 2021

national wake your s.o. up day

wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june

“oh why are you up so early?”

“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch”

by bubabear101 June 17, 2021