voice mail critics

when two people get bored, call most of thier friends who they know will not pick up, then critize their voicemail. . then measure it on a scale from one to ten (one being the lowest and ten being the highest)

my friend and i became voice mail critics

by margarita mckenzie June 10, 2009

Slag Voice

The constant use of a voice that elongates or defines parts of almost every word that is said

Commonly used by self centered females, however it may be part of ones accent.

It is extremely annoying for any normal listeners.

see

'the only way is essex' (itv)
or 'beauty and the beast' (channel 4)
both TV shows in the uk, that have recurring slag voice.

by Behemia May 4, 2011

Video Game Voice

The voice used by someone when they are concentrating on their video game and may not be truly listening. This could include a lack of interest, and sarcasm that is not pronounced.

Gamer: What's up?
Person: Not much, just saw a baby elephant.
Gamer: That's the coolest thing ever.
Person: I can't tell if you are serious or not. You are using your Video Game Voice

by ScholasticPrincess June 4, 2013

potato voice

(verb- to have a), to be able to sing for shit, i.e to be only able to sing an acrapella

if you have a potato voice, even a musical education at La Scalla in Milan, Italy, won't help you sing any better.

by Sexydimma June 17, 2013

justin voice crack

when your voice is fucked up and it'll take days to repair

boiiiiiiiii... you just had such a justin voice crack.

by ohwhale December 17, 2016

Polished voice

When someone’s singing is smooth

I have a polished voice

by RedDreams December 15, 2019

Immigrant Voice

Using the simplest form, and sometimes the broken down version of a language, to communicate. Though not to be confused with the indoor voice, phone voice, child-speaking voice, and/or cave-man voice; the immigrant voice specializes in utilizing basic nouns and verbs to communicate a need or want.

Phone Voice - "Sally, that was delicious! I can't believe it's not butter!"
Immigrant Voice - "Yes, very good." Accompanied by a smile and a head nod of approval

Phone Voice - "Excuse me miss, can you show me where the restrooms are?"
Immigrant Voice - "Hi smile, restroom?"

by BlueSnowFlakeYellowDuck June 19, 2019