you are my valerie

someone who would go through anything for you, someone who would stand up to anyone for you, someone who would live for you but also die for you.

me: *threatens a kid for calling my bsf a slut*

savvy: ….you are my valerie

by urm0m.c0m01 April 24, 2023

United States of Valeria Day

United States of Valeria Day falls on September 7th every year. On United States of Valeria, we celebrate Valeria Ceja for lasering in off a section of Mexica and creating her own country, the United States of Valeria. We honor her bravery and leadership. Without Valeria Ceja, we wouldn’t have iphones and dinosaurs and for that we praise her every 7th of September.

“Do you know what day it is?”
“It’s national United States of Valeria Day!”

by Valeria Ceja Biggest Fan September 7, 2023

darth vadered

when one takes a very large toke of some ones joint, takeing numorous inhailes with out a breath, then hands u the joint after hlaf of its gone

"cam darth vadered half my fuking joint"

by Jezze March 17, 2005

Vagner

The equivalent of a chick getting a boner. When a females vagina becomes tingly with sexual excitement.

Did you see yesterday's episode of Saved by the Bell? I had such a vagner when A.C. Slater flexed in the boy's locker room!

by Matador24 May 11, 2011

valerius

Really cool and op guy, really nice and smart.

Wow, george is really smart! Must be a valerius

by gomath67 May 21, 2018

vaderesque

a dark foreboding feeling, often associated with a tightness around the neck.

"Man, sorry I couldn't make it last night - I came over all Vaderesque"

"That politician has a real Vaderesque quality about him"

by Urban Doofus May 13, 2005

Vadering

Jumping in the air while somebody pretends to force choke you. Looks better if done with a low camera angle facing upwards.

Vadering:
Person A, holds their hand up as if force choking somebody.
Person B, jumps in the air and holds their hands around their throat as if being choked.

by Zansatsu86 May 15, 2013