Ur mom

A homosexual that likes other women

T-series is ur mom

by FluffymuFFin08 September 15, 2019

ur mom

A universally acknowledged comeback superior to all other comebacks and phrases.

Doctor: You have chlamydia.
Man: Ur mom.

Enemy: Eat shit
You: Ur mom
Enemy: *fatality*

by Bubblecove106 September 22, 2019

ur mom

a default comeback to almost any insult someone throws at you.

can also be used when you really dont have a reply to the question given to you.

also a comeback that idiots at your school may use.

person 1: hey what's ur dumbass doing tonight?
you: your mom

person 2: what did you get for number 3?
you: your mom

by it wouldnt let me put ur mom September 26, 2019

Ur mom

MILF

Ur mom is a milf

by Badlands chugs October 4, 2019

Ur Mom

An insult 3rd graders say to eachother.

Kid 1: You’re Fat!

Kid 2: Ur Mom!!

Kid 3: Ur dad died

I heard ur mom is so fat she tripped everytime she walked

by XxMegaDestroyer69420xX October 13, 2019

ur mom

a word that annyoing ass bitch uses

hey jamie how was your day
UR MOM JENNIFER

by wackkkgayurmom October 15, 2019

Ur mom

Ur mom is what I did last night and I did her pretty hard. She was kinda tight and she got the party started."ooooooo aaahhhh ooooooo ahhhhhh mmmmmmm"

Person 1:what are you doing tonight?
Person 2:hopefully ur mom!!!!
Random guy around that u dont know: oooooooooooh!!!!!

by Thebosssssssislittt March 24, 2017