Twinkie

A short gay male,usually a leprechaun. Also referred to as a twink. They are notorious for being curvier for shrek than male strippers, mudslides, and mike pence. It is said they taste and act like a Twinkie bar. Cheap and sugary. Their fetishes include shitting in mouth, golden showers, and gangbangs.

Twinkie: "have you seen that porno '2 Twinkies 1 rainbow"
Normal : "no"

Twinkie: "you should watch it"
Normall: "fuck no"

by Ejaculate June 7, 2017

Twinky

When a girl and a boy synchronize their oral, and the female bites the tip as the male cums inside her mouth.

(Biting a twinky bar and getting the white cream)

Yo dawg, my dick still hurts from that twinky last night!

by That_dude_over_yonder_420 December 3, 2017

Twinkie

A white female that sleeps with a lot of men.

"Damn that hoe Ashley is a Twinkie."

by Layla_official February 23, 2017

Twinkies

Young slender women (19 and under). Usually come in 3 or more and Sweet on the inside. Similar to male "twinks" except opposite gender.

Those are some nice "twinkies"!!
Twinks

by Brosef Stallingrad October 9, 2016

double barreled twinky

A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.

Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.

Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.

by HandleBroom July 31, 2016

Twinkie

The act of having a first sex, which ends after 25 seconds, then unleashing all your load into the girl, just because it feels good and you wanted her to look like a filled up twinkie.

"I'm becoming a father..."
"What happened?"
"I fucked her over the bench and gave her a twinkie!"
"WHAT?"

by im the shit master February 7, 2018

Twinkie Brothers

When two bros cum inside their girlfriends.

"Man now we're Twinkie Brothers!"

by TwinkieBrother December 26, 2016