Clappal Tunnel Syndrom

Mental fatigue which prevents you from clapping. Caused by over exposure to applause at a meaningless childrens school event where every parent feels the need to clap anytime a persons name is mentioned.

Principal: ( who just finished reading the names of all 500 students who mastered the pencil shapener this year) "Before we recognize all the students who received a grade this year, how about another round of applause for all these future writers".....
Wife: " Honey, your not clapping!?"
Husband: "My hands are worn out and I'm going to need them so that I can shove a spike in my head to relieve the pressure from Clappal Tunnel Syndrom"

by Raleighwood October 8, 2011

chocolate chunnel tunnel

The rear door, the back door, your touch hole, your asshole, rectum

I stuck it in her chocolate chunnel tunnel.

by AJ James June 12, 2008

Fudge tunnel engineer

A term for a homosexual that likes giving it up mens asses.

I saw Kevin fucking Barry in the ass last night, he's a right Fudge tunnel engineer!

by Piss Stained Log July 7, 2016

Jersey Wind Tunnel

Very similar to the world renowned Dutch Oven but does require some set up or luck. Place a fan near the foot of your bed at the same level or slightly higher than the covers. Get under the covers. Fart. Lift feet. Brave people will use the covers as if it was a classic Dutch Oven. Cheers.

Dutch Oven!?! Please bitch. Ever been to a Jersey Wind Tunnel?

by michael scott hertzberg May 10, 2023

Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

Any of a wide range of afflictions resulting from repetitive commuting. Most common are sciatica and butt zits.

Crushed by cement ceiling tiles - that's serious Carpool Tunnel Syndrome!

by hbm January 3, 2009

Double tunnel buddy

When you and your bro have both taken down the same chick via both tunnels (vaginally and anally).

“Bro! Are you my double tunnel buddy?”

“Don’t even tell me you double tunneled with that Lindsay chick, bro”

by BuffyTheManSlayer September 16, 2018

Guitarpal Tunnel Syndrom

The pain, usually in the left wrist, associated with puching the fret buttons on a Guitar Hero controller.

My left wrist is killing me after playing Guitar Hero for the last three hours, I think I have Guitarpal tunnel syndrom.

by F4tty January 8, 2009