Trout

A woman that posts pictures from 5 or so years ago and lies about her age and weight.

I was gonna hook up with this chic, but she turned out to be a TROUT. 20lbs heavier than her profile pics and 10 years older!

by Beach Bum711 September 18, 2017

Large Trout Syndrome

An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.

Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG

by Admiral Foxface December 2, 2019

trout fingers

when your fingers smell so bad and you look like a stupid head you objectively have this.

"I hear Trace has trout fingers!" "Ew, I bet he voted bush."

by rhrboyman March 22, 2018

sugar trout

Just... The worst of them all.

That girl doesn't even own a pair of heeleys. What a sugar trout!

by The_ford_life March 29, 2015

trout

Semi- duragatory term used to call someone out for annoying or disgraceful activities.

Obviously people hate you, you are constantly being such a trout.

You have owed me money for two weeks now. Quit being a trout, and give it to me already.

by Velocirod June 3, 2016

Fur Trout Apocalypse

A hypothetical(?) event that may occur on the 20th of June, 2057, which causes the universe to turn into fur trouts down to the molecular level. May god save us all.

Holy shit, Ted, our balls are fur trouts.
It's the Fur Trout Apocalypse, Bill.

by FurTroutMessenger July 18, 2021

buttering the trout

to masturbate

Mark was having a bad day after stubbing his toe, so he tried to cheer up by buttering the trout.

by billybohiggins July 19, 2011