smeg captain

The person with more smeg than anyone else in the immediate community.

Dude, your uncle doesn't just smell like smegma...he's the fucking smeg CAPTAIN.

by Ted, of Bill and Ted March 02, 2005

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Captain Birdseye

A paedophile hu lives on an island with kids.

Yarr kiddies its the fish finger pinchers Com ere me hearties grab hold ov me mast an quick check me cannon balls. Giv em a gd ol rub oooo yehh

by MeAd November 03, 2003

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captains platter

During the act of shrimping(sucking toes)it is when the person sucking toes puts all ten toes in his/her mouth at the same time.

After a long night of sucking toes Bart tried to impress her with the Captains Platter.

by stoli June 29, 2006

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Captain Savin

The ability to financial support an underpriviledged or gold digging female.

John used to fuck Lakeesha on a regular basis. But she admitted that she wouldn't fuck around with his ugly ass unless he was doing some major Captain Savin'.

by Dz Nutz January 17, 2004

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captain's call

A decision made unilaterally by a team leader without consulting colleagues, often a massive clusterfuck.

Malcolm: Shouldn't we have a discussion about big decisions like this?
Tony: Nope, it's my call, I'm captain.
Malcolm: Yeah that's a right captain's call that is.

by willozap January 26, 2015

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