The Soap Curse

The Soap Curse is when you beat your meat with with some sort of soap, usually shampoo, conditioner, body wash, or hand soap. Doing this consistently will result in the formation of hard and shell-like dead skin on the full exterior of your penis, sometimes even on the tip. Following this is a days long process of peeling the previously mentioned dead skin, with an end result of a much softer and smoother member.

“Have you heard? James has the soap curse, he’s in for a lot of peeling.”

by The True Dumbass March 11, 2024

Soap

Number 1 nukka doxxa

have you heard soap nuked cyberelins server?
yes he the soap

by gertardbertard August 9, 2022

Soap

The best thing to ever walk this earth

Hey, why is that soap walking?

by I like orcas June 12, 2018

gay soap club

The Gay Soap Club is an iconic trio who are known for taking pigeons, demonstrating bullying and showing the art of being a homosexual.

I saw the Gay Soap Club today. I asked them for an autograph.

by vemmoyo October 6, 2022

SOAP POPE

when thE POPE ROBE GETS STUCK IN HIS BUTTHOLE WHEN DELIVERING SUNDAY MASS AND ALTER CHILDREN ARE FORCED TO CLEAn it.

oh poor timmy did you here what happened to him?
no, what?
he was the soap pope.
oh gross.

by PopeO'Dope November 29, 2017

Big Ass Brick Of Soap

Soaps. I thought it was cough drops at first, but eh. It is designed to meet the high standards of hard working men. Mainly used by U.S veterans.

This new Big Ass Brick Of Soap is inspired by drinking a fine scotch in a wood-paneled den.
Did you know the Big Ass Brick Of Soap was inspired by the military?

by Waea March 4, 2023

soap and grope

When you finger a girl in the shower while lathered in soap.

Last night after sex I gave that girl the soap and grope

by BIG THRUSTER February 14, 2023