smarma-knee

The ticklish area behind your knee

Do you have a ticklish smarma-knee?

by hbarrowXx January 15, 2011

grenade knee

When you get stuck posing with the fat girl on your knee in a group photo. Afterwards the knee looks like a swaybacked horse.

Alpha male- "Dude, thanks for being my wingman, sorry about that grenade knee."
Beta male- "Okay, Bro, but next time you get the grenade knee."
Alpha male *under his breath* "Yeah, right."

by wifeofashlong December 29, 2018

Knee lunch

This is when you get on your knees and eat somebody’s crotch out.

What’re you having? Knee lunch hopefully

by _Schrödinger_ July 30, 2021

tree knee

condition exhibited by snow-sport enthusiasts (mainly snowboarders, but sometimes skiiers) consisting of a bruised knee caused by repeated collisions with trees in the backcountry

Joe got a serious case of tree knee after a day of shredding pow off the groomed runs.

by dinky jones February 13, 2010

knee clicker

Someone whose knees click when they walk or run

Ciaran's knees click whenever she walks, she is such a Knee Clicker

by MegaHawk June 7, 2019

penguin's knees

A reference to a fact or misconception that is widely unknown or completely false. Derived from the fact that a penguin actually has knees despite the fact that they cannot be seen from the outside. Commonly credited to the southern region of California.

Despite the common myth, hydrogen peroxide is actually quite detrimental for a wound, it's like the penguin's knees.

by anawesome1 July 10, 2016

purple knees

To beat someone up so badly that their knees turn purple

Hey Waseema, I'm gonna give you purple knees if you don't shut up!

by Wilycrow February 3, 2017