Coffee Bag

Like a "Tea Bag", but the difference being is that a dirty anus is dipped onto a persons mouth.

Elliot just Coffee Bagged Rowan, while he was passed out.

by laurieseven7 March 13, 2014

Coffee baby

This happens when you drink coffee, but about 10 minutes later, you need to take a massive shit.

I had a nice cup of coffee this morning but man my coffee baby fucked me up.

by Blumpkin_Spice May 8, 2015

Coffee and water

Basically a euphemism for sex. Originated in Britain, where they’d order coffee and water at pubs in the morning after sex.

Hot damn! We had some coffee and water last night if you know what I mean.

by Drpepper446 November 25, 2021

Coffee Lag

The time in the morning that's in between grabbing your cup of joe, and the caffeine kicking in. Usually spotted in drivers who don't seem to be "all there" during the morning rush. As if they grabbed their coffee when leaving the house and hopped into the car immediately, instead of waiting for the effect before driving.

On my way to work this morning, I must've passed ten people suffering from coffee lag, I don't know if they even saw me.

by The Car Passing You February 26, 2010

The Coffee Club

The Coffee Club is a ROBLOX slave coffee company that has the hottest staff alive. The owner, zaisens, is a demon overuler that has the presidential team by his side. Every staff member is sexy, even people with flat asses (confoxjosh). We also have lots of love, with our Presidential Assistant Xaisens marrying a staff member. Scandoulous! They will soon rule the coffee industry with the previous fallen owner, coldplays, watching by their side proud of what we have done. We will soon become a corporation with its regime reaching all corners of the ROBLOX platform.

Viva La TCC!

Chad: Have you ever heard of The Coffee Club?
Vicky: Yeah, apparently all their staff are really sexy.

by TheCoffeeClubSlave November 30, 2020

Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

Golden Coffee

Coffee brewed with a fresh golden stream of piss

Hey bro you want a cup of golden Coffee just brewed a fresh batch

by Wurmpool March 2, 2020