COCKTAIL BRO

A cocktail influencer on social media who passes off other people’s recipes as their own and thinks they have cringey amounts of sex appeal when in fact they come across as a douche.

Look at the guys insta he’s definitely a cocktail bro

by @Coventrycocktails June 6, 2024

peelotov cocktail

A bottle filled with human urine thrown in a manner similar to a molotov cocktail.

My friend needed to pee on a road trip, and the driver refused to pull over, so he grabbed an empty Gatorade bottle, went to the back of the car and made a peelotov cocktail.

by PompousBastard July 9, 2017

Mouth Cocktail

When a male cums in a anothers mouth and mix the semen with saliva

"I made her swallow my mouth cocktail"

by Amekami123 August 28, 2022

california cocktail

It's a mixed drink containing bleach and roofies, developed for whiny and annoying Californians.

I went the the bar last night and some fatty wouldn't leave me alone so I bought her a California cocktail.

by Insaneiare February 25, 2017

Cocktail hour

An hour of the day, usually 5-6PM in which you’re meant to make cocktails and get drunk on them

I’m thirsty. I’m gonna have cocktail hour.

by Someone who is WAY TOO bored May 14, 2020

Cocktail Sausage Syndrome

cocktail sausage syndrome (CSS) is the shrinkage of the penis after cocaine consumption , resulting in a cocktail sausage sized, shriveled Willy.

CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.

That sniff is strong, I've cocktail sausage syndrome.

by Preacher59 December 15, 2018

Phone Cocktail

When you can't have a drink with a friend in person, so you each make one and call instead.

Diane, I would love to have a drink with you but you live so far...guess we will have to have a phone cocktail! Cheers!

by sneaky1 April 3, 2009