cool clock, ahmed

Something said when confronted with a piece of technology you know absolutely nothing about. Taken from the incident in which a teenager named Ahmed took a standard digital alarm clock, disassembled it and mounted it in a pencil box and took it to school where he was arrested for bringing a hoax bomb. He argued it was an "invention" and, subsequently, president Obama tweeted, "Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House?"

"Hey man, check out my new dodecahedral focusing unit."

"Cool clock, Ahmed."

by snacky95 October 21, 2015

jizz alarm clock

The act of waking another by jizzing in their face.

If you dont get up for your lecture, i will give you the jizz alarm clock. you slag.

by Abbie 'jizz monster' September 19, 2007

Dump O' Clock

A time (preferably during work hours) when one uses the bathroom to drop their load (or just look up memes on the internet).

Kami: "Chris has gone missing!"
Tim: "It must be Dump O' Clock."

by 50K All Day March 20, 2018

turkeyneck alarm clock

The practice of waking someone up by poking them in the ass with your morning wood.

Scott was afraid of sleeping in Ian's hotel room 'cause he suspected Ian would wake him with a wicked turkeyneck alarm clock.

Pontus loves it when Christian gets him up with his great big turkeyneck alarm clock.

by Mr. Random User January 03, 2006

Glock O' Clock

Generally announced when it has been decided that it is now an appropriate time to shoot somebody.

Man im sick of my mother telling me to eat my greens, its Glock O' Clock

by Curio_uk November 13, 2009

Alarm Clock BJ

When a woman wakes a man up in the morning by performing fellatio on him but she is gentle and wishes not to wake him until he is ejaculating.

My wife gave me an Alarm Clock BJ this morning, when I woke up I was ejaculating in her mouth. The great start to a great day!

by JTrainHasArrived August 06, 2010

Organic alarm clock

The act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake.

Chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. I woke up feeling fresher than I ever had before

by phil436 February 23, 2009