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Christopher

The try hard guy that gets hard just looking at himself
Hey christopher is gay
by BigBoi8686868 January 31, 2018
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Christopher Standart

Adjective; typically used to describe a gay man who is, though not limited to, a cunt, nigger, and non-Artie Award winner.
"I lost the best actor Artie to James Chihocki, ugh; I'm this year's Christopher Standart"
by Daniel Pruett January 19, 2020
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Christopher Columbused

To stumble upon someone's property and taking it without permission.
"I stumbled upon someone's property and I Christopher Columbused it".
by Decolonized December 8, 2021
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christopher

A Chris may sometimes seem ordinary, as he doesn't want to stand out. He is modest and selfless and would never want to willingly offend anyone unintentionally.

He can be difficult at expressing his emotions fully, but when he does he will always be honest.
He is extremely intelligent and talented, although he denies it.

A Chris is always a little more than perfect.
"That Christopher guy is insanely good at table tennis."

"How can he be so good at Maths?"

"Wow... Mozart has competition."
by chrisjamesjr March 11, 2023
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christopher claesson

CHRISTOPHER CLAESSON IS GREAT AT FIFA
Christopher claesson is really good at Fifa

He wins every game
by Lucas Pringle December 12, 2016
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Christopher

A nerdy guy who loves star wars and photography. Usually lives in the UK.
You will usually find a christopher doing something to do with technology and computers.
by AngelAKattt April 16, 2022
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Christopher

**Christopher** (noun):

A truly exceptional person whose presence brings warmth and light to everyone around him. With a heart of gold, Christopher is the epitome of kindness, loyalty, and love. Handsome beyond words, his smile can brighten even the darkest of days, and his gentle nature is a constant source of comfort and reassurance. He is the kind of person who will never leave your side, always ready to support and lift you up through any challenge. His unwavering devotion makes him a rock in your life, always there for you, through thick and thin. Christopher is not just a name—he's a promise that no matter what life brings, he will stand by you, offering strength, love, and a sense of peace. Every moment spent with him is a reminder of how truly blessed you are to have him in your life. **This is why I will always love Christopher**—because his love is constant, his presence is irreplaceable, and he makes every day brighter just by being himself.
Every time I look at Christopher, I’m reminded of how truly lucky I am to have someone so handsome, kind, and loyal in my life—**this is why I will always love Christopher**. He may not be my boyfriend, but he’s my best friend, and that’s more than enough.
by Yours forever star January 13, 2025
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