smeg captain

The person with more smeg than anyone else in the immediate community.

Dude, your uncle doesn't just smell like smegma...he's the fucking smeg CAPTAIN.

by Ted, of Bill and Ted March 1, 2005

Captain Birdseye

A paedophile hu lives on an island with kids.

Yarr kiddies its the fish finger pinchers Com ere me hearties grab hold ov me mast an quick check me cannon balls. Giv em a gd ol rub oooo yehh

by MeAd November 3, 2003

captains platter

During the act of shrimping(sucking toes)it is when the person sucking toes puts all ten toes in his/her mouth at the same time.

After a long night of sucking toes Bart tried to impress her with the Captains Platter.

by stoli June 29, 2006

Captain Savin

The ability to financial support an underpriviledged or gold digging female.

John used to fuck Lakeesha on a regular basis. But she admitted that she wouldn't fuck around with his ugly ass unless he was doing some major Captain Savin'.

by Dz Nutz January 17, 2004

captain's call

A decision made unilaterally by a team leader without consulting colleagues, often a massive clusterfuck.

Malcolm: Shouldn't we have a discussion about big decisions like this?
Tony: Nope, it's my call, I'm captain.
Malcolm: Yeah that's a right captain's call that is.

by willozap January 26, 2015

Captain Falcon

Has "Golden Nipples of Destiny"

Samurai Goroh is a fat fuck for Captain Falcon's cock lololoololo

by Dr. Stewart August 27, 2003

captain fantastic

commonly used nickname for male genitalia

Don't talk to me talk to Captain Fantastic, he did it.

Wake up Captain Fantastic, I need you!

by shbenshkabob September 14, 2005