Brandon

A whore like being that touches himself in public to the point of no return. From there he throws his hands in public and screams, "Hoopty, Hoopty, Hay!"

Cody: Rachel, are you sure you want to be with him, he is such a Brandon

Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like

Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself

by Ason12 January 26, 2010

Brandon

A mis-shapen slob who lives in my guest house and enjoys Justin Beiber while wearing womens panties. He also offers blow jobs for beer money.

During th OJ trial that Kato Kalin sure was a "Brandon".

by el colon June 18, 2010

Brandon

Brandon will always love the most beautiful girl in the world and it's always Denise she is beautiful, sexy and there are so many other things but it will take to long to explain. Ohhh and by the way Brandon will always love Denise more and nothing will ever change that.

Brandon loves Denise waaaaaay more and he will always love her more then she will ever.

by Love2.0 December 18, 2017

Brandon

Brandon is the worst kind of friend you could possibly meet. He is always going out of his way to make your life miserable

Brandon can die.

by Whdhdjjdajdjjc May 26, 2018

Brandon

A kid who is totally whipped by a girl he’s not even dating that he insists on ditching his friends at any opportunity. A Brandon is someone who will pretend to be for the boys but go to his girlfriends lap at any opportunity he gets. A Brandon is a degree above a Nick who relies on a long distance relationship.

Person 1: “I invited Brandon over yesterday but he had to take Amy’s dog on a walk... WTF”
Person 2: “Yeah mate he’s totally whipped”

by GG4U May 21, 2019

Brandon

a huge manchild who screws you over the limit. He's such a moron, when you say fuck you to him he says thank you. All in all, he's a shit.

Oh no, here comes that shit, Brandon again

by MrrTurtle34 August 22, 2018

Brandon

He will know and forever be a fuckboy. If in a relationship never give a second chance you'll only come out hurt worse than before. He isn't worth it.
Bad lover but a good friend sometimes.

Can you believe what Brandon did?

Yes, he's a fuckboy.

by Darlin'deer January 17, 2018