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banana in the tail pipe

Lou was banging Nicole doggie style, saw her chocolate flower, and couldn't resist giving her a banana in the tail pipe .
by JAccess March 4, 2008
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why'd you leave the keys apon the table

The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth
"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*
by zidredz October 20, 2010
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Working under the table

Working on a cash basis to avoid taxes, especially by performing fellatio.

Can also refer to performing fellatio on the boss to get a raise or promotion.
well, I hear she's been working under the table a lot
by CJBrimson August 13, 2011
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get out of the table

An extremely useful phrase to use when someone says something of a certain idiotic nature. Use it to silence them. There does not have to be an actual table, the table is a metaphor if you will.
Douchebag: "I'll be there in t minus 1 second."
You: "Get the fuck out of the table."
by vivian February 10, 2004
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The Tank

The Tank is when you take your balls and wrap them around your erect penis to make it look like a tank.
"Lets go show that skoe our tank"

"DOING THE TANK!"
by d3fromthecuntlesscrew1989 March 29, 2005
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The Taylor Page

The Taylor Page is when you do something very funny and embarrassing and everybody laughs at you.
Dude1: Man, did you hear that Billy did The Taylor Page?

Dude2: SERIOUSLY?? He fucked a black chick!? While drunk??
by moocowboowow August 20, 2009
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The Tab

A sub-par news outlet for generally repetitive or altogether recycled content.
Bailey fresh: “hey, what’re you reading there?”
Trevs fresh: “The Tab”
Bailey fresh: “yikes” *returns to non-hexagonal safety*
by TheCuddyDuck November 4, 2019
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