A fat bitch that is so chubby around her vaginal area that you have to throw flour on her to find the wet spot.
by northsideboys October 23, 2003
When the area of speaking becomes chafed and irritated due to extreme ass wiping and/or sweating and is made worse by having the hangover runs.My name is mud
by Skip Jack September 17, 2005
Taking a shit after running, biking, fighting, sweating, rock climbing, roofing, moshing, or seeing 311 at Sokol Hall in Omaha Nebraska.
After dominating ninjas and arm wrestling germans, Paul decided to take a shit but realized he had a swamp dump situation.
by Paul & Nate November 19, 2007
the act of tucking one's penis between their sweaty ass checks then smacking a bitch in the face with it
Dude, it was such a hott night and she was such a whore...I couldn't help but giver her a swamp logger!
by vengence74 May 23, 2010
by LahDeeDah August 22, 2007
when you insert for any reason your thumb into your balloon knot, usually though to increase pleasure during masturbation, and when you are done slappin' your junk around and start to feel 1/2 homo, you pull out your sticky thumb covered in butt sweat, and shitty ass goo out and you realize you have Swamp Thumb.. you know, the funk that just doens't wash off... it's like a juicy ass coating on your tunmb that usually remains malodorous for a few hours..
So hey bro, i was jackin' my cock the other night, and right before i shot my cock-snot, i jammed my thumb up into my poopchute for a little colon tickle... when i pulled it out, i realized i had some nasty swamp thumb, so i gave my roommate a hitler while he was sleeping!
by xbhotlava October 04, 2007
A lesbian fetish consisting of pinching a loaf, wrapping it in glad wrap and freezing it, before fucking yourself/partner with it.
by pevaaa August 13, 2008