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Spongebob Syndrome

Typically a character in media who shows every sign of being gay, but turns out to be straight.

The term "Spongebob Syndrome" coming from the fact that Spongebob himself has married Sandy the Squirrel canonically, despite being assumed gay. (writers even attempting to correct this later on.)

Important to note that Spongebob Syndrome does not apply to characters like James from Pokémon, as he's believed to be bisexual.
Hey dude, remember that character from that one TV show? The one who flirted with pretty much every guy he ran into? He has Spongebob Syndrome, he isn't gay, he's dating a woman!
by Broboiii June 23, 2024
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Spongebob Bootleg Dumped

A famous lost spongebob episode from 2010 that is next to another lost episode called "Red Mist" or Squidward's Suicide. It begins where spongebob's face was sad, He asked Patrick holding Gary on his back if he wanted Fresh Scent or Heavy Duty, when he blinks again, he's still sad but his pupil got so small it was like he was staring at him, a few minutes later, his house becomes darker plus his eyes become red, like if he was having conjunctivitis, with his pupil still small, a few seconds later, he blinks but this time his pupils got enlarged and his mouth disappeared, it then shows spongebob being scrunched inwards before it became black, It appears to a scene where his nose disappeared, he has a crystal shaped black thing in his chest, with his eyes very bloodshotted, it also has a scene where the screen is glitched, plus spongebob looks like Duolingo, i haven't watched the full episode so after that it cuts to black and the episode ends,
Spongebob Bootleg dumped is a real lost episode next to Red Mist!
by IHATEFURRIESANDSUSVIDEOS! March 5, 2025
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Spongebob Squarepants

a tv show about two moron sponges who are shaped weird as fuck and one works for a money grubbing bitch
your life is built like spongebob squarepants”
fuck you
by man idfk April 20, 2021
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SpongeBob stick

SpongeBob stick aka a small penis. Reasoning: because SpongeBob gives off that typa energy.
Frank: " Want to see my stick?"

Bob: "no thank you, you unfortunately have a SpongeBob stick"
by bababooeyiscrazyalien January 31, 2022
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SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob SquarePants is super sexy and with a very very very big penis
SpongeBob SquarePants Is sooooooooooooooo cute
by Cock is the devil July 5, 2022
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SpongeBob Circle Dick

Someone who looks a little bit like a celebrity but a few major difference
You look a lot like Tom hanks if he had a few small differences for the example say I dunno a circle dick? I guess that makes you a SpongeBob circle dick.
by Gibbon_Lips December 23, 2024
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spongebob

antony is such a spongebob man!
by definitelynotmeiswear November 24, 2020
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