sneaky selfie

When you get someone (friend, sibling, child, pet, etc.) to pose in a picture with you so that it does not appear to be a "selfie". But, the purpose is still to take a photo of yourself for social media.

"Look at John. Posted another pic of him and his dog. He's a sneaky selfie addict!"

"Little Jonny..come here and get next your Mommy so I can take a picture of myself for Facebook." Mommy is taking a sneaky selfie.

by TheWrench January 5, 2014

Sneaky Sheep

A crafty welshman who never pays for a round of drinks

"I went out with Christopher last night, he didn't get a round in for the lads. He's such a Sneaky Sheep"

by Neo Kraiden August 10, 2016

sneaky shag

When someone sneaks away for a social gathering to engage in coitus

Person 1: Where's Alex?
Person 2: He went off for a sneaky shag with Karen.

by Where did I leave my tardis November 4, 2015

Sneaky Chode

When a dudes huge bulge makes you think he has a nice big dick, when in reality it's just a chode.

I thought Rob had a big dick but it turns out it was just a Sneaky Chode

by Oniro September 1, 2017

Sneaky Gent

When you yearn to be in smash ultimate but are unable to wah

there once was a "sneaky gent" who yearned to be in smash ultimate but then learned he was unable to wah

by mikegent July 16, 2018

Sneaky muff

A lesbian behind closed doors, but still pretends to hit on and like the attention of guys to conceal her secret.

Omg, Amber is all over Kelly but keeps hooking up with that guy that’s all over her. She’s such a sneaky muff.

by Cottonheadedninnymuffins October 4, 2018

Sneaky Squeaker

A quiet but high pitched fart that can be used to surprise enemies.

George let off a mean sneaky squeaker that smelt rancid.

by Smeg Smeller May 3, 2019