Ryu The Pokemon

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu The Pokemon

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Pokemon BW

The BEST pokemon game to come out in 2011, introducing 156 new pokemon the most in any 1 game as of 2020

Person: Whats your favourite pokemon game

Me: pokemon bw

Person: whats thats?

Me: pokemon black and white, duh ✋🙄

by Togasknife February 24, 2021

pokemon

green ball that bounces on you when you sleep

you drop it in your stomach and it keeps bouncing untill you break your back pokemon

by fwcockballs January 3, 2022

pokemon go

pokemon go is a dngerous game from the origin of pokemon to mortal disasters

pokemon go player: *walking on the street finding for pokemon, walking slowly*
person: OMG LOOK OUT!
pokemon go player: *is ok*
cars: *crashing to theirselves making a disaster*

by luprusz November 11, 2016

pokemon drugs

Hallucinations of pokemon fighting each other.

Yo bro are you on some pokemon drugs?

by Blueberri March 4, 2022

Pokemon

This is the best game ever, if you hate it then you are a person who is addicted to bad games like Fortnite and call of duty you suck haters this game rules. This is one of the most popular games in the world and if pokemon were real it would be epic.

Whats the best game ever? Pokemon

by the spazzy man November 1, 2022

pokemon

just some weird monsters that can use powers and try to kill other monsters

i like to trade "POKEMON" cards at school for money or other "POKEMON" cards

by Nutella B01 May 18, 2021