Pineapple Expressed

The state of severe impairment after smoking the marijuana strain Pineapple Express.

"Have you seen Rajid?
"Nah he got pineapple expressed pretty bad on Tuesday, i haven't seen him all week"

by whosischrist May 21, 2018

Pineapple Bendover

It's when one partner bends over and places a pineapple ring over their butthole then the other partner licks inside the butthole through the pineapple.

Jenn: How was the night alone with the hubbie?
Carly: He wanted to try something new. So we did the Pineapple Bendover.
Jenn: Gross! TMI girl.

by Darkly_Disturbing October 6, 2021

Pineapple Hairs

The leaves on the top of the pineapple.

Before cutting the pineapple, I had to cut off the pineapple hairs first.

by An4nya June 16, 2020

pineapple hairs

The leafy things on the top of pineapples,the pineapple hair

Hey can I have a pineapple?Sure but I wanna eat the pineapple hairs.

by ~Anix June 16, 2020

pineapple eggs

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING UP "PINEAPPLE EGGS" THAT IS THE DUMBEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!!!!!!!!!!!!

pineapple eggs is eggs with pineapples inside

by pineapple eggs November 29, 2016

pineapple hairs

Pineapple hairs are the green things at the top of a pineapple.

Mom.. can u take the pineapple hairs off of my pineapple.. they look weird..

by ToefungusEE June 17, 2020

pineapple hairs

The stem of a pineapple that looks like a weed.

Hey bro! Did you hear were calling pineapple stems pineapple hairs now

by Cora :) June 16, 2020