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Desk Potato

One who sits at a desk all day long but gets little to nothing done -- usually because of websurfing or playing computer games. Derived from couch potato. Differs from desk jockey in that although employment involves a desk, nothing is getting done.
Jim has become a real desk potato. Between Mahjong and Minesweeper he manages to squeeze in a few hours on MySpace, and then he plays RPG's 'til midnight.
by someoneouthere September 14, 2008
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Potato Touch

The reward one gains after completing their goal. A singular touch to the head of the penis.
Logan: I just won my Minecraft match!

Adam: Nice going man! You have earned yourself one potato touch.
by pizzaboy1 May 14, 2018
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Potato Brain

A person who has the mental capacity equal to, or less than, that of a potato.
Swaggot: Ay, bruh, I got dat #SWAG

Guy: God, you're fucking potato brain.
by Manatee God August 11, 2015
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cage potato

1. In a scientific experiment, a control group of subjects with limited stimuli or activity.
2. A vegetative individual.
3. A domesticated panda.
1. "A third group served as cage potato controls."
2. "I haven't seen Izzy in weeks; she's such a cage potato."
3. "You should watch the cage potatoes on the panda cam eat and sleep, and eat."
by truffz February 17, 2006
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Potato Dealer

I was in the club last night, DJ Paul Rogers was playing shit EDM, he's such a fucking potato dealer!
by Lord of the clackers June 23, 2015
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Potato Lord

These fries were made by Potato Lord
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potato queen

A potato queen is a gay asian male who is predominantly attracted to only gay white males. 'Potato' describes the gay white male AND his supposed primary food form. Queen describes a gay person of flamboyant nature.
This exclusivity in affection for the 'other' race is often ridiculed by other asians and deemed as betrayal or abandonement of one's own race/culture. More often that not, a potato queen is labelled so by others, not a self claim.
The 'potato queen' along with its family terms such as 'sticky rice' and 'rice queen' in itself is frowned upon today because they're viewed as stereotypes, in a gay world that has far too many already.
Cho is a potato queen because he is only sexually attracted to caucasian men.
by khoi1979 August 3, 2007
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