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Kika Panic

Termo utilizado para definir pessoas que se sentem em pânico em momentos onde aconteça algum clima entre o próprio e a kika.
O Kika Panic também pode causar tonturas, dor no peito e uma enorme vontade de morder a Kika. Se você se encontra com algum desses sintomas deve saber que provavelmente tem alguma queda pela Kika ou só está morrendo mesmo.
Também ha uma segunda causa, como ser celestial, a kika pode acabar por causar falsos sentimentos de amor ou paixão no indivíduo.
Meu deus, ganda Kika Panic agora
by Estrela do mar August 7, 2020
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Gay Panic

Uenoyama Ritsuka from the TV Anime Given, and manga of same name, is the definition as well as the embodiment of "Gay panic" and "Gay panic face", and by watching this anime, you too, will get the feeling of gay panic better than any words would be able to describe.
Person A: Did you watch the new episode of Given?
Person B: Yea, Uenoyama just screams "Gay Panic"
by ArcaneShiro September 20, 2019
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panic fest

a Panic! at the Disco concert

Other meanings:
Several depressed teens having panic attacks in the same room
A panic attack at a P!ATD concert.
"We're going to Panic! Fest this weekend, you coming?"

The room was a complete and utter panic fest.

I had lost my friends; It was a Panic fest.
by sangwoos ur ankles cutely November 10, 2020
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Satanic Panic

Satanic panic is a phenomenon where angry old Christian conservatives (also see noncervatives) start clutching their pearls about anything totally harmless bring "evil" or spewing complete nonsense about how the devil is trying to "brainwash" people. Recently started facing a very noticeable resurgence around the time the 2024 Paris Olympics started, where drag queens performed in the opening ceremony (which due to being filmed for a live audience, was totally family friendly).

Naturally, these pissed off old people with no life have taken to standing around all day in the streets throughout many states, holding up signs telling people to more or less convert to Christianity or Catholicism. These 'protests' aren't always peaceful though, as a few instances reported these same people with signs crying Satanic panic, have resorted to attempting to more or less kidnap unattended children or outright trying to grab them from their parents, hinting at these conservatives' more naturally predatory instincts.

If you encounter an instance of Satanic panic, hide your kids and hide your wives/husbands/partners, but most importantly, remember to yell the word Nonce as loud as you can. That way, their Satanic panic will be cured in no time. Worst case scenario, call the authorities, kidnapping is against the law.

If you or someone you know is showing signs or has a history of Satanic panic, seek help today.
Susan: I heard Benjamin ended up on the register last week

Helen: Benjamin?? What did he do?

Susan: The Satanic panic got to him, I heard they found 3 girls dressed in white and tied up in his basement!

Helen: This is getting out of control, I hope he's getting the help he clearly needs
by StopTheConsies August 2, 2024
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Panic Gymming

I panic gym, you panic gym, we all panic gym. That situation when you spontaneously decide to go out/you're know you're getting laid later/other and you look in the mirror to find your muffin top staring back at you. 'Panic gymming' is a desperate attempt to reverse the damage when it's already too late.
'Why are you so late to pre-drinks, Stacey?'
'Oh, I was panic gymming.''
by strandedharper April 20, 2017
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Panic Maven

A person who gets paranoid about something without a legitimate reason.
Person #1: What took you so long? I thought you just went to put something in your Aunt's van.

Person #2: My Aunt is a real panic maven. She didn't believe me when I said I locked her van, so she made me go back and re-check to make sure it's locked.
by Ace Corona November 23, 2013
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Panic

The feeling in the pit of your stomach when you finish mixing and pouring 24 bags of concrete, then notice your wedding band isn't on your hand any longer.
"Oh shit oh shit oh shit" he said in a panic, thinking his wife was going to kill him.
by SnarkyBarron April 12, 2021
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