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The Riley Method

The procedure of underthinking everything so royally that you end up having no clue of what is going on or the point of what they were trying to do.
Person 1: Dude, why did he mess up the choreography?
Person 2: I think he was using The Riley Method and underestimated the amount of work. I'm not sure he even knows where he is.
by CRman March 3, 2022
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methodical

Did methodical see that you told him that his voice sounds milky?
by Not Ee February 12, 2022
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The "Boo Chu" method

The "boo chu" method is when during some illegal activity, when you get caught, you blame another person so that you will not ruin your parents' good name.
Professor: anyone heard about the "boo chu" method?
Student: yes. The "boo chu" method is when during some illegal activity, when you get caught, you blame another person so that you will not ruin your parents' good name.
by Thebu choo July 3, 2020
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Banana method

Suck it like a dick and make sure you use NO teeth main thing to use is the lips and tongue check the banana for teeth marks if there’s none you did excellent if there is some you did sum wrong.
Just do it right! The banana method is a excellent way to make ur baes day.
by Anony203847 October 30, 2022
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frightentific method

This is the method used by Frightentists to both acquire study funding and generating an output; regardless of input; which is in support of the stated purpose of the study in order to ensure continued funding.
Using the frightentific method we were able to apply "corrections" to data in order to achieve the desired apocalyptic prediction and at the same time secure funding for the next five years.
by Nutty Tech June 3, 2017
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Heinz 57 Method

1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle

2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.

Both involve the following two-handed process:

Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
Robert Kraft prefers handjobs and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method, getting his sauce gushing out in seconds.
by b_ats February 22, 2019
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy Method

A method that involves sitting and watching someone you like, instead of going out of your way to talk to them.
“I dont know man, it’d just be easier to just look at her instead of talking to her.”

“Oh, man! You know that the Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy method doesn’t work!
by CountSwagula July 16, 2024
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