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Late Bloomer

A queer person who comes out of the closet late in life
I never expected James to be gay, he is 35 and everything... he really is a Late Bloomer
by Eastcanners July 21, 2019
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What have you done 'fermi' lately??

Not much, actually, since said famous physicist has been deceased for nearly 70 years.
If someone jokingly asks, "What have you done 'fermi' lately??", it could mean dat he was hoping dat you could come up with some brilliant breakthrough or illuminating invention.
by QuacksO March 6, 2024
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early late

When you arrive later than you would normally be, but are still early.
person 1: "I'm a bit later than I was last time, but I'll still be on time, I'm early late!"
by d.d.1.2 May 28, 2019
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Late turd abortion

The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021
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Not too late

Not too late: I can't have a late one. Work and immigration tomorrow
by RaySS1987 May 10, 2023
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Damn late!

A phrase that Czechs use arguably more often then any other nation.
Typically when one says "dem lejt" it means he wants to drink a booze,
because he just missed some event... Or did he?
You do not actually need to be late to say it.
In other words, he just wants to get drunk... Or "hodit kóma".
Hanz: "Damn late!?"
Rudolf: "Jo, dem lejt!"
by AdriM February 6, 2023
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late onset redneck syndrome

a condition where someone (often a boy/ man) has some form of country background but it doesn’t manifest until triggered by either severe trauma or grief at the ages 16-50. Takes 4-12 months to fully run its cycle. Currently incurable. Defined by 4 stages:

Stage 1: Painful event happens to patient.. someone puts them on country music. Stage 1 consists of discovering country music and 1-5 artists they like.

Stage 2: 1-3 months of country music leads to a lifestyle change… different speech, accent, minor aesthetic changes. Drinking cold beer is not mandatory, but often accelerates progress. Some people stay here for years. others progress further.

Stage 3: If yet another event occurs, and country music or life yet again is used to recover, then they will fall deeper into the redneck lifestyle.. more severe lifestyle changes include buying a pickup truck, buying a diesel pickup, talking about pickup trucks, and buying their first pair of cowboy boots. Also includes raving about coors beer.

Stage 4: The person has made full transformation to a redneck, at least in some capacity. They will always love the life in the country, and the taste of coors beer on a friday night. Texas roadhouse is a first choice forever.
Johnnys girlfriend broke up with him and now he likes zach bryan and says y’all a lot? Must be in stage 2 late onset redneck syndrome. .
by lefpudeler December 10, 2023
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