Dick jacket

Another name for a condom

“I brought some dick jackets tonight”

by Frow horker March 2, 2019

Jacket the Faggot

Jacket the Faggot is the most powerful being in existence. Once a year it rises out from the asshole of a Mexican virgin to wreak havoc on the mythical, Deepwater Arab. The only way to kill Jacket is to throw it into a tub of rabid Jews covered in the semen of a thousand baby horses with eggplants messily shoved into their urethras.

We all hail,
Jacket the Faggot.

Person #1 : “Hey man, did you hear about Jacket the Faggot?”

Person #2 : “My cock-hole is still sore.”

by TheJewSlayer69 June 2, 2019

jacket holder

The person that incites a fight between two other individuals for his own amusement but would never fight himself.

The person that offers to hold other’s jackets while they fight.

Jason would never fight himself but he’s always ready to be the jacket holder.

by Kurtmcgirt April 23, 2018

Dick Jacket

condom

Wanna fuck with my dick jacket on?

by Yankeedoodle88 April 19, 2018

lady jacket

Slang for vagina under certain conditions, kinda. Similar to how "raincoat" is used for condom. But instead of a condom you're putting a lady on your penis.

Also can be used to describe your current lover. (ideally your female lover). Although slightly crude

I'd like to try on her lady jacket.

Wanna be my lady jacket?

by Holdonletmegoogleit April 19, 2018

Jacketed

Insane. Crazy. As in a straight-jacket.

Tom: "Hey. What's up Rob? Hows it going with that thing you told me about?"
Rob: "That chick has me so vexed. I'm losing my mind. And, I'm fit to be jacketed."

by RFGAnon April 20, 2017

Leather Jacket Pat

The one hit-man that u DO NOT wanna mess with, he's hired by whoever pays more to take out his target and he's no hero he's a mercenary in it only for the almighty dollar, always wears a totally bitchin' leather jacket always black leather because tan and red are for pussies, he's the last person u ever wanna see because that means he's here to take you out, cross this man and he will throw you out of a window seriously, he's a very skilled boxer and martial artist, always carries a Bowie knife in one of the many pockets of his amazing leather jacket, and his gun of choice is a glock.
#LeatherJacketPat
#LeatherCladMercenary

Frank: "dude I've been dodging this loan shark for weeks , I keep seeing a car by my house what am I gonna do"?
Steve:"Holy shit man it's Leather Jacket Pat you're fucked dude "
Frank: "RUN"!

by Patcorbett92 November 22, 2017