Motherfucker's Day

The day after Mother's Day, dedicated to all motherfuckers everywhere.

I gave my next door neighbor flowers for Motherfucker's Day. I told him "you may not be a woman but you sure are a mother".

by Quaoar May 17, 2006

NO ZERO DAYS

When you work every day as a salesperson and get a sale out every shift

“Damn Malaina is killing it today in sales”
“You’re right she’s the definition of NO ZERO DAYS”

by ItsSexyBeast October 1, 2021

dignity day

A self-designated holiday taken to restore the self respect that was kicked to the curb by an inhuman act so generously offered by an egotistical boss who treats everyone like shit.

Yeah, I had to take a dignity day yesterday because my boss was such an asshole! He humiliated me in front of everyone during my own presentation.

by downtown hoodie July 29, 2009

Loudependence day

july 11th, the day louis tomlinson tweeted:

'Just wanted to let you know that Syco Music and i have agreed to part ways.'

this is now recognised as loudependence day when everyone should love and appreciate louis as he should be

user 1: have you seen louis' new tweet?
user 2: i did, we gotta call this Loudependence day now
user 1: yes!!! July 11th is Loudependence day

by lwt world domination July 11, 2020

Day one

A day one is someone who you know beyond time. Someone who is always in your life even when you're reincarnated they will find the way to find you back again. Ride with me and I will die for you. We always got eachother his/her back. Shorty here for the rescue

A Day one is someone who knows you for centuries

by Shorty is alive and kicking it October 29, 2022

Chestburster Day

On April 23rd, all adults no matter what gender or how big their boobs are. Must be facehugged and pregnant with a chestburster.

This is a parody holiday that was inspired by Alien Day, an annual promotional event dedicated to the Alien franchise, held on April 26.

"Today is Chestburster Day!"
"Did you bring your alien egg for Chestburster Day?"

by Xenolover101 April 13, 2021

Cleopatra Day

When someone takes all day getting ready to look extra good usually for a party or a date. To primp, preen, and prepare as if one were royalty like Cleopatra.

"I can't go out to breakfast with you I'm having a Cleopatra day, I gotta look good for the party tonight"

by Tiffany Reardon December 16, 2008