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Chronic Strangle Dick

When you're both going down on each other and she climaxes first, resulting in her tensing every muscle in her body while she enjoys the orgasm. Unfortunately, This means you poor member is accident strangled within an inch is his life until she calms down.
Bro, Im so sore, I cant go to the gym today.

Why not man?
My girl had an episode of Chronic Strangle Dick (CSD) last night .
Oh. That's tough man.
by jiffnep April 1, 2022
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Chronic Nuthin Twitch

When you been bustin sum guud nut for about 6 months or more and then sitting in class stroking thin air without noticing.
Horny1: *stroking as if actually masterbating, but it’s just the reflex*
Teacher: Motherfucker why the fuck ain’t you doin yo calculus homework fool! And why the fuck is yo hand moving like you stroking Casper the friendly ghosts dick!?
Horny1: Oh shiett mayne!! I didn’t even notice!! I was just focusing my mind on dat big ass booty in front of me!
Teacher: Motherfuckers be goin home bustin nut and cumin to school all retarted n shit. Now I’ve got half the class with Chronic Nuthin Twitch! How the fuck can I teach this shit!
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018
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Chronic

Habitual user of one drug, or Dr. Dre's album referring to cannibas, unfortunately Hawaii citizens have misused the word therefore changing it's definition
No don't trust him he's a chronic.
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chronic empathy

Too much empathy for your own good. Putting yourself in unhealthy situations for the benefit of someone else.
Jacob gave his only winter coat to his friend who didn’t have one. Now Jacob no longer has a coat himself. Jacob struggles with chronic empathy
by jacbarc October 2, 2022
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Chronic

Is used when referring to strong weed. According to Snoop Dogg, the the phrase 'the chronic' came about as a mispronounciation by Dr. Dre of weed grown using hydroponics. Dre supposedly thought the weed was "hydrochronic".
"yo wys today g?"

"yeah, I just hit that chronic bro and im blazed."
by raggi April 18, 2015
mugGet the Chronicmug.

Chronic beard burn

When making out with a man who has scruff or a beard and it results in a burn on your chin.
“Kristen I can tell you made out with someone last night because of your chronic beard burn
by I love my dogs November 10, 2019
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Chronic Hatter

Someone who is a true friend, Always there for you when you need something
The other day Chronic Hatter helped me with the bully
by _Lushboii January 19, 2011
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