August 12

Goddamn retard day
People born on this day (meaning myself as well) are about goddamned retarded as shit BOOOOAAAAHHHH

Why is he acting so damn dumb?

He’s born on August 12 that why he’s acting like that.

Understandable

by Yung Tobasco November 10, 2019

June 12

National fuck your girlfriend day ,till she can't feel her legs

Girlfriend: June 12, I'ma fuck my girl till she can't move!!!
Me:omg help she finna rape me!!

by Lesbian loves April 18, 2021

The 12:40

To receive a blowjob and leaving at 12:40 p.m.

Dude 1:Hey man,did you get the 12:40 yet?
Dude 2:Yeah bro it was sick

by cumspoon August 21, 2016

august 12

the best person in the worlds birthday, ash lynx. love him so much ❤️

person 1: hey today is august 12 ash lynx's birthday!
person 2: omg he's best boy.
person 1: let's watch banana fish again.

by gothhyuka October 16, 2020

12 June

the day when gay people are born. just gay. yet kinda homophopic.

dude: i’m born on the 12 June
other bro: ohh so you’re gay?
dude: how did you know??

by stuffyface July 13, 2021

January 12

January 12 a day to eat as much cake as u want. A day to make out with ur crush and slap her booty.

January 12 is my favourite!!!!!

by Soren Sigurdson October 20, 2020

October 12

October 12 is national midget appreciation day.

October 12

by Ben-dover 69420 October 12, 2021