Mexican Baseball

Getting jerked off on a populated school bus by a woman over 20 years older & ejaculating in your pants, leaving 40 different people absolutely disgusted.

That bud ride was absolute Mexican baseball, did you see the reaction that you got?

by anonymous May 5, 2022

baseball, huh?

Interjection: An alternative to "that tracks"; used after someone else makes a comment to express that you think their comment was sensible, obvious, or logical.

Popularized by a skit titled "when you hear a phrase you're going to be stealing" by aljokes, a digital comedy content creator on TikTok and Youtube.

Person 1: My brother's car was hit in the parking lot by an elderly Asian lady.
Person 2: Baseball, huh?

by Owl Rings March 16, 2025

Baseball, huh?

This joke has originated from the youtuber "Al Jokes" and is mainly used when you want to be sexist, racist, etc without being overt about it, usually when a stereotype of such nature happens. It is also popularly used in short from content like youtube shorts or tiktok.

Bro: aye look at this
*woman runs a red light*
you: baseball, huh?

by GenericUser9212001 March 30, 2025

Baseball

An sport where people who can’t handle the roughness and skill lacrosse takes

Bro1: it hurts to much to play lacrosse

Bro2: ik lets play baseball and be a virgin forever

by Laxboi7748 May 31, 2019

Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

by The Earl of Sandwiches May 9, 2018

that’s baseball

Often used to describe situations or outcomes that are unpredictable yet inevitable. It suggests that certain events, whether fortunate or unfortunate, are a natural part of life and should be accepted as such.

However, this phrase is rarely used to actually describe baseball. Can be used to introduce comedic relief when responding to otherwise bad news.

Paul - “Dude I got laid off from my job today so I went home early and walked in on my wife cheating on me.”

Tim - “Yeesh, that’s baseball for ya”

by astroducky December 23, 2023

Baseball

A fat, obese, universe wide ball with the average weight of 2763 black holes. It can usually be seen eating everything in sight or staring down screens that kick puppies.

Baseball is the reason for the worldwide food shortage

by Bow The Fashion Expert January 5, 2024