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Ass tab

Ass tab is when you trying to pay for sex but can’t afford it so you have someone cover your tab
I’m trying to fuck this Whore but I don’t have 40 dollars can someone cover my ass tab
by Ass tab god January 25, 2021
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gopher ass

Slang for the unfortunate condition of seriously needing to take a shit but having nowhere to do it.
When I felt its little smooth, brown face begin to emerge from my hole, I quickly realized I had gopher ass.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019
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ass tissue

Ass tissue, noun

Ass tissue is the bits of paper or tissue on your ass after taking a shit and wiping it with a crappy brand toilet paper. People usually discover they have ass tissue on their ass during showers or baths.
Mother: Johny! Why are there pieces of brown tissue in the bath tub?

Johny: Sorry I had ass tissue since I took a quick dump before taking my bath.

Mother: CLEAN IT UP!!!
by namestealer1337 October 28, 2009
mugGet the ass tissuemug.

ass bass

A fart that makes a deep booming noise like a subwoofer.
The following is an example of ass bass:
Person 1: "Damn the subwoofer on this sound system is amazing."
Person 2: Nah, actually that was me. I just farted.
by assofbass September 22, 2007
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ass burglar

1.) One who breaks into another's ass during the night.
2.) Penix
Someone broke into my home last night. My ass is pretty sore right now.
by brandon + darren September 17, 2003
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Ass Canal

When a girl has such a fat ass that you can't hit it from behind.

That space between the cheek to the pussy.
Guy: Lemme hit it from behind.
Girl: ok

Guy: Oh shit
Girl: what's wrong
Guy: Your ass canal is so long my dick can't reach
Girl: Yeah my ass is huge, I have a 5 inch ass canal.
Girl: You can hit it from the front I guess
Guy: nah it's not the same
The End
by Tall Grim April 21, 2017
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ass pals

A derogatory reference to two males who spend so much time together that their friendship might reasonably be construed as a homosexual relationship.
There go Matt and Ben again ... what a couple of ass pals!
by MarkRo May 14, 2008
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