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THOT Thanos

A nickname for a woman that is unfaithful in relationships and collects engagement and/or weddings rings as a means of income or for enjoyment without having any desire to be committed to the other party.
I just saw Angela and Harvey got engaged. I can't see this working out because she is way out of his league and has an Only Fans page. Someone needs to tell him that THOT Thanos is texting other dudes.
by Spanky Montgomery September 15, 2021
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thanos stone

When you break up with a girl you love and fuck her 5 closest friends
I successfully thanos stoned my ex girlfriend
by Jimmy Rickets August 10, 2023
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Thanos

A giant purple grape who will not give up his rather impressive rock collection at the pawn shop.
Thanos: fifty’s my best offer, sorry, that’s all I can do.
by ᴛʜᴀɴᴏs ᴄᴀʀϟ April 28, 2019
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Thanos

Sexy Purple porn star who likes to farm and decimate the universe in his spare time
i want to eat thanos' bumhole and take it back with the time stone
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thanos

a grape with 0-6 stone on a glove
thats a tasty thanos
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Thanos

The most incredibly amazing living being that has ever set a foot on this planet. His gorgeous purple tone perfectly matches his muscular body. Using only 0.001 percent of his power, he can wipe out about 376,500,000,000 people by just thinking about it. You may also know him from the movies, "Avengers: Infinity War" and "Avengers: Endgame", but this was just a display of a mere 5% of his power.
Interviewer: "Thanos, can you give us a display of you using about 0.000000000001% of your power?"

Thanos: "Do you remember Gamora?"

Interviewer: "No"

Thanos: "Exactly"
by ItsJebs_YT September 26, 2019
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thanos bag

the name coined for a certain Tiktok emoji that looks like Thanos as a little bag
"thanos bag *insert emoji*"
"lol"
by luigimags14 November 22, 2020
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