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THANOS

BUFF DUDE THAT LOOKS LIKE A DRYING UP GRAPE THAT OWNS A BIG FAT GLOVE THAT HOLDS ROCKS THAT HE STOLE FROM THE BANK
THANOS HAS LEGIT CANCER AND MUST BE BROUGHT TO THE HOSPITAL IMMEDIATLY
by bbkidz November 3, 2019
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Thanos

After decades of ridicule and bullying, Grimace changed his name, hit the gym hard, and got built. Now he's tired of your shit.
Thanos:
...and just like that
*SNAP*
Grimace is dead
by this is bacon May 4, 2019
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Thanos

A bald thicc ass purple space raisin running around with a granny's yellow oven mitt and a wack ass rock collection
That nigga thanos caught a fade while making breakfast
by Big Capper Dubbz April 29, 2019
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Thanos

Thicc angry grape who likes to adopt kids he meets after murdering their entire species and tests if there evil. He has cool glow gems that I can buy online. He has a 1st graders attempt at drawing a fist for his chin. He’s kinda pudgy. Oh, and he becomes a farmer and is trying to kill off the Avengers, oh, and half of all life. Yep, Thanos.
Starlord: WHY?!
Thanos, tied up: UREEGNGNGNGHH
by Suite-Pee April 27, 2021
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Professor Thanos

(n.) A teacher who curves a class to fail 50% of students.

Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.
Alan avoided Calculus III because he heard it was taught by a Professor Thanos.
by nolandc October 4, 2019
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A term in marvel rivals as in calling a person really good at the game or the best at the game.
Bro your actually thanos
by bigblackballman23 July 18, 2025
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by thanos killer May 10, 2019
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