Tuck Tech

A tech review YouTuber who gets mega bitches.
1:Dang did you see that Tuck Tech used the hub intro on his channel
2:Ayo WTF
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Tech-nine

We pulled a tech-nine in the final round.
by You can see god January 18, 2021
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Tech squad

Brooklyn tech squads which consist of 50 fucking people or more. These squads fucking run around downtown Brooklyn like monkeys and sit on every available trash can
“Bro did you see that tech squad?”
Yes dude I almost shit my pants there were like 69 retards”
by Daddy’s iPhone October 15, 2018
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Tech-Flu

A mysterious illness one contracts just after procuring expensive electrical (usually home entertainment classed) devices.
Justin came down with Tech-Flu over the weekend, I heard he got a PS3 last week.

I think the GTAIV DVD case gave me the Tech-Flu when i opened it...
by AzRoN May 14, 2008
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Tech Gay

Similar to prison gay, when sweaty MTU students become so desperate they resort to homosexual conduct.
Guy 1: I'm so tired of beating off my own dick.
Guy 2: You wanna go tech gay and have an all male orgy?
Guy 1: Hell yeah!
by Not Tech Gay September 01, 2018
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tech-block

when a girl pulls out her phone or opens up her laptop to make herself seem unavailable
person1: yo did you holla at that shawty last night at than joint

person2: oh you mean the bitch that was on the side on her phone the whole time when errbadi else was gettin' they dance on and gettin' they drink on

Person1: oh word? what a fukin' tech-block
by swype April 27, 2011
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tech-block

The implementation of technology to prevent your phone or other digital device from performing a function.
Don't try to use your phone here.

"Why?"

It won't work. They tech-block here. They can track what you do on it.

"Might as well turn it off."

Yup.
by Cyborg Johnny July 18, 2020
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