Taste-gasm

A taste-gasm is when an item of food has such an amazing taste, your mouth LITERALLY has an orgasm. Sometimes you can see a woman have one when their eyes roll in the back of their head and they say "oh my GOD, sooooooo good."

"Did you taste that steak I fried up with paprika and garlic? Try it man, you'll have a fucking TASTE-GASM."

by Madame Cafferty May 16, 2018

Cinnamon-ginger-licorice-tasting fried chicken beaks.

The definition of the type of food you consume without minutes notices because it sounded good, only to quickly realize that you're going to have a rough time on the toilet when you wake up from your food-induced coma.

"Jeez, I could really go for one of those Cinnamon-ginger-licorice-tasting fried chicken beaks."

"Dammit Bob, you know what happened to Jeremy!"

*mouth stuffed with cinnamon-ginger-licorice-tasting fried chicken beaks* "Wha?"

by Snoddas October 1, 2017

taste tax

when someone who decided not to order anything at fast food (typically french fries) takes some of your food

Bro 1: Bro lemme get some of your french fries
Bro 2: Bro stop violating my rights with your taste tax

by crazyqest November 20, 2017

taste your braces

To taste one’s braces means to make out with someone who has braces, pretty self explanatory.

Person 1: Hey person 3, person 2 wants to taste your braces!
Person 2: oh shut the fuck up, person 1.
Person 3: I’m down
Person 2: oh okay then
(This actually happened with a group of friends irl but spoilers, no making out actually happened)

by qveenhopeless May 6, 2018

Taste the Rainbow

Stuffing a packet of skittles up your pee hole so that you cum different colors into your partners mouth.

Did you here that Owen let Jennifer taste the rainbow last night.

by Snake eyes2112 February 26, 2018

tastes like jesus

Used to describe when something was terrible. Can be used for awkward social interactions, bad-tasting food, an event that was a total let down, or when you have to give great customer service to a total asshole.

*you escape from an awkward social interaction where everyone was struggling and failing miserably to make conversation*
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."

*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"

by Someplace Dude August 21, 2016

Tasteful Rhombus

A nuanced sexual maneuver which involves the fetishizing of geometry and the left elbow of the body.

"After a few hours of making out we decided to try a Tasteful Rhombus. It was wild."

by dampsocks January 28, 2018