Take a Vik

The physical act of leaving your place of employment for multiple hours without clocking out, and usually without notifying anyone. Sometimes done under the guise of a work related task, with the expectation that no one will realize how long you've been gone.
Vik: says nothing and leaves.
Co-worker A: "Has anyone seen Vik lately?"
Co-worker B: "Not since this morning."
Vik: returns after being gone for hours and still says nothing.
Co-worker A: "I think I'm gonna go take a Vik."
Co-worker B: "Me too!"
by UrbanGirlInFL December 31, 2010
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Coaster-Taking

This is the process of over-taking another car with your car in neutral. One for the recession. A way of comically boosting your MPG on those downhill sections.
We're doing 90 coaster-taking a Porsche. Crazy stuff, and economical too.
by youvebeensmoked August 04, 2009
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take it to the club

This shit is getting too hot....let's take it to the club.
by backrow50 January 14, 2018
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takes the gravy

Relating to fellatio, "taking the gravy" means allowing the man come in one's mouth then swallowing his ejaculatory discharge and leaving his organ completely clean.
What a babe! she only gives the best head on the coast, but she also takes the gravy.
by aum108 May 03, 2011
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Taking a Tony

When you just return from a break at work and immediately have to step off to take a dump.
He'll be back, he is taking a Tony.
by Tooonny January 21, 2019
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auto-take

when you hold an object out so someone will assume you're offering it to them and take it off your hands
lara: (holding out ipod) who's freaking ipod is this? i don't want it!
...
lara: gahh i was hoping someone would just auto-take it from me
by mizaeroganse April 25, 2007
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Take a lettuce

To give up and kill oneself; to intentionally consume lettuce contaminated with E. coli.

Originated when the FDA recalled lettuce in the U.S.
I'm so sick of school. Imma take a lettuce and end it all right now.
by integrandpiano December 25, 2018
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