tactical shitface

When you tactically time getting wasted to not fuck you over later.

Francis: “Hey Florent are you sure you want to finish all that beer tonight? Tomorrow you have to work right?”
Florent: “Don’t worry, I have the morning off, so I can go for a tactical shitface.”

by Edy Francis December 3, 2017

Tactical

(with respect to a point in time (or space))

An adjective used to attach an expected delayed arrival to an otherwise precise date.

Alternatively also used to attach an expected imprecision to an otherwised fixed meeting place.

Gabi: "Let's meet at a tactical 12:15."

*Maja is on time, Rosi isn't*

Maja: "Where is Rosi?"

Gabi: "Don't blame him, we agreed on a tactical date."

Maja "Fair."

by Tactical Tactician April 9, 2025

Tactical Lunchable

A tactical lunchable is a better way of saying MRE

Instead of saying "Bro toss me the MRE" say "Bro toss me the tactical lunchable."

by El Chapi April 21, 2020

Tactical Whale

A strategically placed or launched whale (typically launched by trebuchet) at the base of a wall, castle, or building that given at least a month, will strategically explode. Not dissimilar to a Trojan horse.

It's time to deploy the tactical whale.
I identify as a tactical whale.

by Capybaara September 17, 2021

Smear tactics

When a woman rubs her wet vagina all over her lovers face to entice them for sex.

Miss Joanne used smear tactics to get her man to give her falacio.

by E-man June 21, 2016

Gorilla Tactics

(Not to be confused with Guerillia Tactics)

Gorilla Warfare is a form of irregular warfare in which small groups of big, strong alpha males, run at the enemy forces from multiple sides while wearing furry costumes (preferably ones that resemble gorillas). As they run towards the enemy, they will start throwing bananas at them and scream as loud as they can.

The Idea behind this tactic is to confuse and disorganize the enemy lines before the main attack, so that the army can easily kill them off.

"Sir, I believe we need to use Gorilla Tactics here"

by Darth_Nox May 19, 2022

Tech-tactics

The act of adding intrinsic value by visually organizing, arranging, cleaning, and curating a set of objects. Especially of technology.

John: "I feel so stressed at my job."
Dan: "Maybe you should apply some tech-tactics to your office space. That might lighten the mood."
John: "That sounds like a good idea. I'll try that."

by LazyBenzoil June 22, 2022