spam taco

spam taco is a poverty stricken vajayjay, one not up to the general cleanly standards of the average female

dude check her cloths she wel has a spam taco

by Wee Spies January 13, 2009

Snot Taco

A female lays with her legs spread open. Male lover comes down on her and tickles his nose on her pubic hair. He then eventually sneezes all over and inside her vaginia. Other wise known as her taco.

Hey Sally thanks for letting me give you a snot taco last night" "No problem Billy

by Huey and Gen March 31, 2011

spanish taco

When your mom gets in the bed with with Spanish woman and they roll around in the bed messing with there meat

Hey mom I heard your and your friend where participating in a Spanish taco.

by Freak nasty April 25, 2015

Shit Taco

A shit taco is when u get a cup of coffee and u think that it is going to taste good and then it tastes terrible.

This frozen carmel cappuccino from Dunkin' Dounuts tastes like a shit taco.

by FattyFattyBoBoLatty October 15, 2009

Soft taco

A Caucasian person that associates primarily with Hispanics.
Often done to make themselves seem tougher in the eyes of other Caucasians.

Viewed as "soft" compared to other Hispanics.

Guy #1:"Hey, why is Chad hanging out with Juan, Miguel, Julio, and Esteban?"
Guy #2:"He thinks he's Mexican. He's a soft taco, dude."

by ztepfenhart December 3, 2013

scottish taco

To masturbate with a tortilla shell while wearing a kilt.

I went to Scotland and saw a man making a Scottish taco!

by College Student March 28, 2015

street taco

noun, prostitute, street hooker, slut,whore,

I thinks im going to get me some street taco.

by XXX jeep July 20, 2018