person 1: wow have you seen the strawberry cow pillow pet, yet?
person 2: no!! i'll go check it out!!
person 2: no!! i'll go check it out!!
by luvvemily October 12, 2020

When you wake up to yo man playing the piano and then you guys have intercourse on the piano while he closes the lid and slams it on your head repeatedly and then nuts on your bloody scalp. the cum and blood mix resulting in a strawberry shortcake
Employee: “Hi Boss I need to call out of work for today”.
Employer: “Why? What’s going on?”
Employee: “My niga gave me a strawberry shortcake last night”.
Employer: “Why? What’s going on?”
Employee: “My niga gave me a strawberry shortcake last night”.
by Finleyscallion April 17, 2022

The act of using ones tampon to remove the blown load of jizzle previously shot into ones vaginal canal. As the cum slowly drips down the string, and drys, it forms a crusty tusk like cone. This cone is referred to as a strawberry narwhal. Why strawberry? The virgin blood combines with the semen, causing a reddish color to occur.
As Cierra was getting rammed by her boyfriend Austin , she realized she would have to perform a strawberry narwhal afterwards in order to not conceive a child.
by Kujo1367 March 31, 2015

Someone with golden-red/bronze hairs in their beard. Prominent with people from Aberdare, particularly a man called Mr. Short.
An avid fan of Fed Smoker. "What's up there chomo".
Popular quotes:- "Flecked Flag Down!" "Fuck aye cunt" "He loves water sports" "By Smec" (in reference to the previous conversation go to touchmycamerathroughthefence.org for more information) "Sob into a crusty sock".
An avid fan of Fed Smoker. "What's up there chomo".
Popular quotes:- "Flecked Flag Down!" "Fuck aye cunt" "He loves water sports" "By Smec" (in reference to the previous conversation go to touchmycamerathroughthefence.org for more information) "Sob into a crusty sock".
Bleed: You got some ginger hair in your beard!
Mr. Short: No you purple nob cunt they brown hairs see.
Mr. Newton: Strawberry Shortcake!
Mr. Short: CUNT 6m shaft.
Mr. Short: No you purple nob cunt they brown hairs see.
Mr. Newton: Strawberry Shortcake!
Mr. Short: CUNT 6m shaft.
by MEMEMEOW69999 January 19, 2022

by Red Lighg October 3, 2016

by PitbullBrisco June 16, 2011

Ginger: "Um, excuse me, I'm strawberry blonde, not a ginger."
Blonde: "Not according to Urban Dictionary your not."
Blonde: "Not according to Urban Dictionary your not."
by LemonZest January 31, 2014
