Straight as a roundabout

Obviously homosexual

He is as straight as a roundabout!

Straight as a roundabout by Magicmcgee15 September 22, 2010

straight poop 

the plain facts, the unadulterated truth; no lie
similar to "straight dope"

A: "Man, there are nothing but Obama-loving chicks shopping at this Whole Foods store!"
B: "Dude - how can you tell that?"
A: "I can just tell..."
B: "C'mon! Give me the straight poop."
A: "Just look at , em! They all have really short hair, wear dangley earrings, and the parking lot's full of Prius's with "Coexist" stickers on them."

straight poop by romid October 26, 2013

straight piledrive that shit 

To absolutely bone the bejesus out of some chick, regarless of emotions or how hot she is.

Joe: Wow how hot is that girl down the hall?
Dan: Man, I'd straight piledrive that shit
Joe: fo'real

straight piledrive that shit by staff September 6, 2005

Straight Edge 

Straight Edge is NOT something to do just because everyone else is doing it... Straight Edge is a lifestyle. You live the sraight edge way:
XNo smoking
XNo Drugs
XNo alochol
XNo casual sex
you do not have to be a certian "label" to be straight edge!

No drinking, no casual sex, no smoking, no drugs... just have fun being Straight Edge!

Straight Edge by xXxPrincess September 21, 2005

straight pride parade 

Heterosexuals confine themselves to a small portion of a town or city so that gays can have a nice time in the rest of the town.

A day marked by a parade that resembles a funeral procession.

A horrible experiment where straight people realize that there's no such thing as a "parade" without gay people.

Lisa: I'm going to the straight pride parade tomorrow. Are you coming?

Barbara: No. I'm going to take advantage of the absence of straight people by having a romantic picnic in the park with my girlfriend.

Joe: Hey, Greg, can you help us with the float for our straight pride parade?

Greg: No. I want to see if straight people can manage to put together a parade without the help of any gay people.

straight pride parade by Jules88 January 8, 2012

straight chillin 

hanging out around the house in just your underwear.

“Hey Scott, me and the girls are gonna be there in ten minutes.”

“Nah, man. I’m straight chillin and I don’t wanna put on pants right now.”

straight chillin by Randy 440 May 6, 2007

Straight Flossin 

Used to describe something or someone that is of particularly high quality or ability.

"That shirt be Straight Flossin, Lee John" or "Tin Man be Straight Flossin at B-Ball"

Straight Flossin by The Huggy Bear July 20, 2006