Store brand

The superior brand choice for the enlightened masses. These enlightened individuals realize that name brands and store brands are literally one and the same. The only difference is that you're paying more for the label on the can, and only suckers and conformists fall for that. Organic brands, however, trump both store and name brands. Mainly self-actualized people buy organic brands.

In summary:
organic/healthy brands > store brands > name brands

Some dude: *buys name-brand chips*
Me, an enlightened cashier: Hey, you know you can save $2 by buying the store brand alternative, right?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 28, 2022

Hardware store treatment

This is where you pull out your tool, nut and bolt.

The act of banging a random, getting your rocks and taking off.

I gave Kelli the hardware store treatment last night, she was just wiping my load off, and I was already out the door!

by Richter Ass December 13, 2023

pee at the poop store

Metaphor for two things that should not be together.

Now they got pinapple on pizza, next there'll be pee at the poop store.

by monkerhostin1 November 20, 2023

masterial store

An incorrect name for a warehouse used by poms who live in the North East.

Stu's 2" valve is at the masterial store.

by MonteCarlo89 February 8, 2015

store sick

Feeling tired, dizzy, exhausted, etc. while shopping for clothing.

I was feeling store sick while shopping for clothes.

by Slurpits November 25, 2016

Store Bought Cake

a thick prostitute

Yeah that sounds nice but have you ever tried store bought cake?

by peekaboobitch November 25, 2019

weed store

A place to buy “weed” or marijuana.

I’m going to the weed store to get some crack

by anonymous March 3, 2023