by DMMsGal September 25, 2021
Get the separator storemug. A generally shitty and lifeless place where people usually wait in line to exchange their money for products ("goods"). The employees are enslaved by stores, as they are forced by societal problems to count the money all day in exchange for a meager percentage of the profit generated from these transactions. At stores, objects ("goods") are usually not free, as they are available only in exchange for customers' money and not just for the taking. If you take something without giving money ("paying"), you will most likely eventually end up either dead, in jail/prison, possibly even tackled or in a fistfight, and with a criminal record preventing you from getting one of these shitty money-counting jobs that keep stores functioning, depending on what you shoplift, how often you do it, and how much you take.
Person 1: Sally & I are going to the store
Person 2: Don't forget your wallet
Person 1: No need for that, we're shoplifting
Person 2: I'm calling the police
Person 1 runs
Person 2: Don't forget your wallet
Person 1: No need for that, we're shoplifting
Person 2: I'm calling the police
Person 1 runs
by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021
Get the Storemug. A form of mental retardation. A true sign someone gets off on wasting their time and money and a gas station in frivolous shit they do not need in the slightest.
Oh god here comes Karen, ready to blow 1/4 of her paycheck in one go on scratchers, cigarettes, overpriced alcohol and other senseless shit. She should go see a psychiatrist and see if she has Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome.
by Hadurrrhurr November 24, 2021
Get the Convenience Store Addiction Syndromemug. A Foot Soldier who serves as a Delivery Man for a crew, picking up groceries, snacks, appliances and various other Goods.
You can't really hangout with us on the Block, but you can be Store Dojer for the guys anytime we need some Chips.
by darksydin April 14, 2025
Get the Store Dojermug. Poppa's Corner Store - is defined as: the place where all fathers gravitate toward and disappear into. A psuedo-immortal afterlife where all the dads go to tell shitty dad jokes and relax away from the family. No dad ever abandons his family or dies, he just goes to THE corner store; and never comes back.
by Snuzzums November 29, 2016
Get the Poppa's Corner Storemug. AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.
HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"
by KUDOSFROOND May 24, 2017
Get the google play storemug. A store that is usually owned by a family that depends on suppliers such as Orgill, Midwest fasteners, to sell merchandise they usually sell Hand Tools, Weed Eaters, Nuts and Bolts, Pex tubing, PVC Pipe, Brass Fittings, Electrical Supplies, Water Hoses, Paint. Some rural small town Mom and Pop Hardware Stores will Sell Small Engine Parts, Fishing rods, Night Crawlers Knives.
Some have services such as Small Engine and Power Equipment Repair, Cutting Keys, Filling Propane Cylinders,
And tasks by employees are Sweeping Floors Organizing Nuts and Bolts, Assembling Mail Boxes, Cutting Keys, Helping Customers, Stocking Shelves, Assembling Wheel Barrows. Some sell major brands like Echo Outdoor Power Equipment, Cub Cadet, Dewalt, Midwest Fasteners, Eveready Batteries, Exmark Mowers, GE lightbulbs, Victorinox, Kohler products such as their Engines and Faucets, Sabic Lexan, Black And Decker, Shark Bite fittings, Yella-Wood, Kwickset and Master lock. Customer service is usually better at mom and pop hardware stores. And Employees are generally treated better than at large corporate retailers like Lowe's or Home Depot. Customers Prefer Hardware Stores Over Larger Big Box Stores. And some have hard to find items.
Some have services such as Small Engine and Power Equipment Repair, Cutting Keys, Filling Propane Cylinders,
And tasks by employees are Sweeping Floors Organizing Nuts and Bolts, Assembling Mail Boxes, Cutting Keys, Helping Customers, Stocking Shelves, Assembling Wheel Barrows. Some sell major brands like Echo Outdoor Power Equipment, Cub Cadet, Dewalt, Midwest Fasteners, Eveready Batteries, Exmark Mowers, GE lightbulbs, Victorinox, Kohler products such as their Engines and Faucets, Sabic Lexan, Black And Decker, Shark Bite fittings, Yella-Wood, Kwickset and Master lock. Customer service is usually better at mom and pop hardware stores. And Employees are generally treated better than at large corporate retailers like Lowe's or Home Depot. Customers Prefer Hardware Stores Over Larger Big Box Stores. And some have hard to find items.
by Will700 December 21, 2023
Get the Hardware Storemug.