When a deep individual has to keep their conversations shallow in order to relate or be understood by who they’re talking to.
“Why is Jerry talking about irrelevant things?”
“Oh, He’s just skipping stones because Mary is too shallow for a real conversation”
“Oh, He’s just skipping stones because Mary is too shallow for a real conversation”
by Steve Blends February 18, 2022
when you are in the shower or bath and the water feels so good that you want to or have to stay in that same spot for a good hour or so
After Clay woke up, he had to take a warm shower and ended up shower stoned.
After Caleb made 30 points at the basketball game, he had to take a shower and ended up shower stoned for a good hour.
After Caleb made 30 points at the basketball game, he had to take a shower and ended up shower stoned for a good hour.
by cashmoney777 April 05, 2011
by gemdawg May 23, 2018
The act of getting so high while sick that the virus in your body also gets stoned that it re-thinks its life and decides to not be a virus anymore and you become cured.
"Bro aren't you sick why are you smoking?"
"Ah dude I'm Stoning the Sickness so it re-thinks its life bro."
"Ah dude I'm Stoning the Sickness so it re-thinks its life bro."
by zippyclean June 30, 2021
The 19th century was a stoned age b/c: Pharmacies sold cocaine for a dime, used in Coca Cola, to treat morphine addiction (ironic), a painkiller, and a 19th century equivalent of a 5 Hour Energy.
Late 20th century: MJ
Late 20th century: MJ
by internetite January 12, 2012
"hey look at Jim, he's so stoned that he physically can't move but he's having the time of his life. He's power stoned!"
by controndon March 01, 2012
by NotSoQuietWyatt July 19, 2020