stealth stink

A silent but deadly fart that slowly but surely nauseates and evacuates everyone in the household.

My sister Laura is so stanky she let out a stealth stink that emptied the house during a family reunion.

by Favorite Daughter July 22, 2007

Stealth Navy

(n.) 1. A color of clothing which appears black in your bedroom but navy blue in daylight or fluorescent light. Embarrassing when attempting to match other articles of clothing to it, only to discover once you are in public that it is not actually black.

"Oh, man, I thought my skirt was black but it's really stealth navy."

by mydinosaurlife January 20, 2010

stealth mullet

A contemporary hairstyle based on the mullet made famouse in the 1980s and 1990s by celebrities such as Pat Sharpe.
The hair is cut short at the top and sides (often accentuated with spikes or a quiff) but relatively long and straight at the back. The longer hair at the back of the head is concealed unless the wearer is seen from behind, thus an observer may not notice the stealth mullet until it has already passed / is too late.

"Wait 'til that guy turns around... he has a stealth mullet!"

by Filk March 12, 2010

Stealth trousers

These are trousers that hide erections, or 'executives' if you're at work.

They are either baggy or have sufficient pleating to disguise a stonking erection.

Oh shit dude, I wish I was wearing my stealth trousers right about now!

by Hans Gruben March 15, 2010

Stealing Grass

the act of being in a place where one does not belong; to trespass.

Alex: Is that guy stealing grass?
Manny: No, hes allowed to be here, hes the maintenance guy.

by StreetBikeTakeover June 6, 2010

stealth walk

that sneaky walk you do past the person who caught you red handed. similar to slinking away. Even though you were caught you act like nothing happened. When doing the stealth walk, you lean forward and walk in a way similar to a lizardlike dinosaur.

person 1: Dude, my mom caught me eating a bag of chips so I totally stealth walked past her and she looked at me all weird

Person 2: radical man. I stealth walked out of Costco with a hanful of store d'ovures

by EpicBird June 16, 2010

Stealth Bush

(N)A large amount of marijuana cut to look like a bush, from a distance this will look like an ordinary bush or garden hedge. Stealth bush is usually grown outside(usually in easy view for pedestrians) and in large amounts.

Johnny: "hey Tom i need some weed, will 40$ cover me?"

Tom: "sure let me get some buds for you off my Stealth Bush."

by shanaynay314 April 17, 2010